Fancy a bit of Nookii? You should It's the new board game for couples aiming to put a frisson in your festive season. The idea is simple. Each partner picks three instruction cards in ascending sauciness (from the options: 'mmm', 'aah' and 'ooh'), then rolls the dice to determine how long they'll be 'performing' against the clock. And given that instructions range from 'Climb on my back as if I was a horse and give my right buttock a hearty slap' to 'moisten my nipples then, with a gentle pinch, trigger their pertness,' it's guaranteed to bring out the Frank and Pat in all of you. Revolving bow tie optional.